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You gotta walk down a giant concrete boner to get to my house

You gotta walk down a giant concrete boner to get to my house

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"That’s not true, we have some women in DoIT. They’re secretaries. It’s like Mad Men."

— Thanks Dave

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storeboughtisfine:


Two headed boy, all floating in glass.The sun it has passed, now it’s blacker than black.I can hear as you tap on your jar;I am listening to hear where you are.I am listening to hear where you are.



Oh my lord

storeboughtisfine:

Two headed boy, all floating in glass.
The sun it has passed, now it’s blacker than black.
I can hear as you tap on your jar;
I am listening to hear where you are.
I am listening to hear where you are.

Oh my lord

(Source: post-twee, via middleclassvirtue)

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I got about 3 hours of sleep last night but this is still the best I’ve felt all week.

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There’s a happy hour tonight for all of the Infrastructure and Support department

The email list is literally 25 dudes

and then me

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kylesbogusjourney said: I've never had Utz. What's the best kind? And also are the crab ones good

The crab ones are very good. The crab ones are probably the best actually. 

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kylesbogusjourney:

Reasons to move east

1. Tastykake snacks

Utz chips

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Talented friends confession

Can’t keep track of how many times UAUO has brought me down from a panic attack or up from deep dark depression

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I feel better

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Are you mad about dudes?

Have fun getting hit on twice and getting a whole bunch of texts from a dude you asked to leave you alone all during your 7 minute run for smokes fuck everyone